Re: HUMOR
Verfasst: 17. Oktober 2010, 19:39
Die Kappe steht dir ausgezeichnet. 

Dazu ist mir der hier eingefallen:Rhifae hat geschrieben:Kamele an die Macht!
Sitzen zwei Kamele im Keller und hacken Öl.
Sagt das Eine: "Morgen ist Sonntag."
Sagt das Andere: "Ist mir doch egal - geh' ich eh' nicht hin!"
And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more drugs, and give 'em the right fucking people. Mmm mm, cuz every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean!? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack. They come out a half an hour later, "Rock on man!" "Shit, they're still alive. Fuck! They're probly gonna make another double-live album now, God dammit!